25, no, 26 statements about Robert Downey Jr

1. Robert Downey Jr is handsome.
2. Robert Downey Jr is sexy.
3. Robert Downey Jr is funny.
4. Robert Downey Jr is a nice person.
5. Robert Downey Jr is a great actor.
6. Robert Downey Jr has a beautiful voice.
7. Robert Downey Jr is a great father.
8. Robert Downey Jr is a great husband.
9. Robert Downey Jr is Tony Stark.
10. Robert Downey Jr is Sherlock Holmes.
11. Robert Downey Jr is a genius.
12. Robert Downey Jr is a playboy.
13. Robert Downey Jr is a great pianist.
14. Robert Downey Jr is a philanthropist.
15. Robert Downey Jr is a billionaire.
16. Robert Downey Jr is a natural born ovaries-breaker.
17. Robert Downey Jr has the most expresive eyes ever.
18. Robert Downey Jr's shoes are the best ones.
19. Robert Downey Jr's glasses are the best ones.
20. Robert Downey Jr has the best laugh in the whole universe.
21. Robert Downey Jr's nose is beautiful.
22. Robert Downey Jr makes "Downey" be the best surname in the universe.
23. Robert Downey Jr makes everybody feel better.
24. Robert Downey Jr has the sexiest pictures ever.
25. Robert Downey Jr can make any girl's ovaries explote.

   26. Therefore, Robert Downey Jr is PERFECT.

(I tweeted this last night, and I got 25 retweets, 3 favourites and 10 new followers :3)